A few days ago my iPhone decided that it would rather be an iPod Touch – meaning that it wouldn’t connect to the cellular network enough for me to make of receive phone calls. Totally uncool, iPhone.
So I called up AT&T to get it working again and they transferred me to Apple. We tried a few things over the phone and in the end I had to go to AT&T to see if my SIM card was the problem.
Going into a cell phone store is like going to a used car dealer: even if you have a car that you love, and you bought it from them, and all you need is for them to give you the manual, they still try to sell you another car. And I knew it was coming as soon as the rep shook my hand. I told him exactly what the problem was and what I needed and he tried to tell me that I had scratched my phone all up and therefore needed to buy a cover, and that I had excess dust in my phone so I need a belt holster (yeah, that’s a good look), and why don’t I just buy a 3GS ’cause I qualify for upgrade pricing if I renew my contract. Ugh. And when he gave me a new SIM (finally) turned on my phone and it connected, I was said “Awesome, thanks.” and walked out. And then it lost signal again. So I went back in and he was in the middle of conning this old woman and trying to use my problem as justification for her to buy a warranty. I rudely interrupted and said “Didn’t work” and then he tried to sell me Applecare even though I knew I didn’t qualify.
He, and AT&T’s army of his ilk, is the reason that I am leaving AT&T as soon as possible.
So, phone still borked, I get back on the phone with Apple and they tell me to take it to any store and they will take care of it. And they were nice, and helpful, and friendly and fun to talk to. And the rep referred me to his old boss at the Fields Museum who will probably give me a background tour if I drop his name. And they let me buy Applecare 19 days after they should have. And then I went to the Apple store on Michigan Avenue and they fit me in as soon as possible and traded me for a brand new, working iPhone and the rep looked around to try to give me a screen protector – they were out, but it’s the thought that counts. And Less Than Jake played a show IN THE STORE the next day. Also, this store is incredible. Just amazing.
When I was talking to one of the reps he said, and I quote, “Wow. They let you buy Applecare 19 days late?! That has to be a record. Someone here really loves you.” And I couldn’t agree more.
Apple, keep this up and I just might ask you to marry me.
Posted by alexthegraham