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So we have been taking Bill to this daycare place when we leave on vacation and, in the words of the owner, “daycare is not for him.”
Apparently, Bill has a beef with large, black dogs. Which he expresses by biting them. And sometimes they bite back.
He’ll be OK, everyone says, but he looks pretty damn pathetic.

In my own defense…

it is viciously cold here.

And the snow “boots” make him much happier to “go” outside.

Plus they kinda look like boxing gloves.

Also, it is Hilarious to watch him walk or navigate stairs with them on.

Bill Brasky is a Son of a Bitch!

Literally.

I got a dog. His name is Bill Brasky.

Overall, he’s pretty awesome. Really calm. Not barky. Very sweet.

Today, however, he is a bastard.

I don’t know if it was supposed to be a big “Up yours!” for leaving him home alone for most of the day, but as soon as we got back from a nice walk around the block, he left me a huge present in the middle of the hallway.

Awesome.